Are you ready?
Don’t be like Grumpy Cat. Get a Seat-Pad if you want to survive.
We take them pretty seriously.
Dig It In.
Stop the boat!
Well, the sport isn’t, but the command is.
You’re gonna make a lot of fanatic friends.
When they say go, you GO!
Hit and Glide.
Y’all know what I’m talking about.
Another word for the ‘Strokes’. AKA MUSCLES.
Can’t have a team without the Jerseys.
Keep Your Head In The Boat!
How many times has your coach told you off for this one?
Let It Run.
What you look like after the coach finally yells ‘Let It Run.’
Anyone else half asleep still when they come to training?
Every coach, ever.
Okay, so maybe we’re not as aggressive as Kenny Powers, but a bit of healthy competition doesn’t go astray!
Sometimes I think the Spartans had it easier.
That’s what it’s all about!
One of our coaches’ favourite words!
Where would we be without them? Nowhere. That’s where.
It’s all about the technique!
Hopefully not quite like this.
AKA fitness level. See here for more.
Where do they even COME from?
In case you don’t know what this word means:
To enjoy something so much you begin to hate how much you like it. YEP.
You’re gonna need it. Trust me.
Zest For Life.
All my fellow paddlers will understand!